| I got a call from my best friend this evening
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| He said he wasn’t going out with us guys on Friday night
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| Yeah, he was gonna change for his new found flame to keep her satisfied
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| And I just laughed and said, «Hey man, well go ahead and try»
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| 'Cause I gave up smoking, women and drinking last night
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| It was the worst fifteen minutes of my life
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| Now I’ve heard it said that too much fun will kill you
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| And I’ll be the first to tell you that I don’t wanna die
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| Too many twelve ounce curls, pretty girls and parties ain’t advised
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| Well, take it from me don’t believe all that hype
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| 'Cause I gave up smoking, women and drinking last night
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| And it was the worst fifteen minutes of my life
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| That’s right
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| Well, you could get hit by a truck tomorrow
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| So you might as well raise a little hell tonight
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| 'Cause I gave up smoking, women and drinking last night
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| And it was the worst fifteen minutes of my life
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| Man, it was the worst fifteen minutes of my life
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| That’s right |