| Can I introduce myself
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| I’m a man of panache and wealth
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| Sound in mind, body, soul and health
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| Why I wanna kill my wife
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| I have the urge to take her life
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| Been planing for years to get rid of her
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| Not divorce I really do mean to kill her
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| She’s so full of useless information and trivia
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| That’s why I wanna kill my wife
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| I have a duty to take her life
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| Her stupid friends get right up my nose
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| They all wear annoyingly sensible clothes
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| They’re all so bleeding grandiose
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| You know why I should kill her friends
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| They’re all driving Mercedes Benz
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| He’ll escape down into Mexico
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| Sell the house and find a nice young girl
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| He’ll laugh and sing and he won’t work anymore
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| Should I string her up or strangle her in bed
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| Suffocate that little venomous head
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| Or perhaps I’ll just whip her to death
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| Listen do me a favor kill my wife
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| Do it for mankind take her life
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| Or should I act quite cold and deliberate
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| Or maybe blow out her brains with a bullet
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| They’ll think suicide they won’t know who done it
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| I’m gonna kill my wife I’m really gonna take her life
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| He’ll escape down into Mexico
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| Sell the house and find a nice young girl
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| He’ll laugh and sing and he won’t work anymore
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| The moment of truth has come
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| I’m at the point of no return
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| I’ve got my hands locked round her throat
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| I’m about to kill my wife
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| Don’t stop me now I’m gonna take her life
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| Too late now I’m gonna kill my wife
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| Can’t help myself I’m gonna take her life
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| Telephone rang and he woke from his sleep
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| His wife snoring soundly next to him
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| It was all a very nasty dream |