| You book the hotel I’ll pack the bags honey
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| You phone the airlines I’ll call a cab
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| When will you return well that all depends
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| Just tell your mother that you’re staying with friends
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| Cuz I know that you’re my best friend’s girl
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| But it’s the weekend I don’t give a hell
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| I’ll bring the red wine you bring the ludes
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| Your mother’s doctor must be quite a dude
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| We’ll hang the 'Don't Disturb’outside our door
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| I’m gonna rock you till your pussy’s sore
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| Oh my sweet Diana I can’t wait for the manana
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| There’s a hotel down in Mexico just made for two
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| But I don’t think you trust me and I can’t say I blame you
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| My reputation precedes me you ain’t never gonna leave me Soon as we get there I’ll go check in Mr and Mrs Smith of Abilene
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| You get naked honey I’ll get down
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| I’m gonna chase you around
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| and 'round and 'round and 'round
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| You say you can’t stand monotony
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| I say what happened to fidelity
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| Dirty weekend made for two
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| Just me and you honey
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| I wanna love that can last for ages
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| not the trash you’ve been giving to strangers
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| Don’t want to make your two big brothers brothers annoyed
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| Do you think you’ll get the polaroid? |