| Call the girls and dress up fine
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| Tonight I felt like suicide
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| Roll them dice and pour the wine
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| Shuffle them cards and deal them fine
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| Got nobody to kiss tonight
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| Nothing to lose but my appetite
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| Wanna be silly and sing and shout
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| Gotta get legless and fall about
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| Turn the music up nice and loud
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| Cheer me up don’t bring me down
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| Gonna lose my job next week
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| Getting replaced by a silicone chip
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| I might have been a hero
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| But I chose to stay in bed
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| I might have been prime minister
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| But right now honey, I’m better off dead
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| I might have been a hero
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| But I chose to stay in bed
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| I might have been prime minister
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| but right now honey, I’m better off dead
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| Don’t like the scenery, don’t like the set
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| Tear it all down and start again
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| Man keeps talking on the radio
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| Telling me what I don’t wanna know
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| Radiation wars and Laetrile
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| If tax don’t get ya then cancer will
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| I might have been a hero
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| But I chose to stay in bed
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| I might have been prime minister
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| But right now honey, I’m better off dead
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| Better off dead, better off dead
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| Better off dead, better off dead
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| Better off dead, better off dead |