| I’m tired of buying Penthouse and Oui and Hustler
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| It’s Friday night I’m all alone, still a bachelor
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| She said she’d call me when she’d finished work
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| Haven’t heard a word all day
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| I may not be Warren Beatty or Mohammed Ali
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| (Attractive female wanted)
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| I ain’t asking a great deal, just a female to move in with me
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| (Attractive female wanted)
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| I’ll share all my records, toothbrush and car
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| And color TV, honestly
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| A single girl for my single bed is my remedy
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| (Attractive female wanted)
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| She doesn’t have to be a movie star
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| Cover of a magazine
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| She can work in a garage all day
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| In the evening some canteen
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| I’m tired of blind dates making silly mistakes
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| It’s embarrassing
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| (Attractive female wanted)
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| I’ve had no complaints
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| But obviously you’ve guessed
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| No compliments
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| (Attractive female wanted)
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| Won’t someone please answer my prayers
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| Before I’m old and grey
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| (Attractive female wanted)
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| I’ve been lonely too long
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| All of my family think I’m gay
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| She doesn’t have to be a movie star
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| Cover of magazine
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| She can work in a garage all day
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| In the evening some canteen
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| Attractive female wanted
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| Active female wanted
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| I may get drunk stink like a skunk
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| But she’ll look after me
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| (Attractive female wanted)
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| Put me to bed ease my aching head
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| And made fuss of me
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| You know what I gonna do
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| Think I’ll write a letter
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| To Mr. Hugh Heffner confidentially
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| Dear Sir
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| A single girl for my single bed is my remedy |