| Listen! |
| You can’t stop it You can’t escape it You can’t turn it off
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| So I’d appreciate your kind consideration in this matter
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| Sir or Mam would you please turn it the fuck up
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| Do it
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| I present to you
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| Unleashed in the east
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| Best dressed in the west
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| Sorted in the north
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| Without a doubt in the south
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| The queen of queenbees
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| Lioness of Juda
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| Phoenix from the ashes risen
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| Undefeated undisputed featherweight champion
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| on all five continents
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| World record holder with a high score of two gazillion in Tetris
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| Two-time recipient of the Nobel prize for super foxiest female ever
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| and war time consigliere to the Cosa Nostra
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| She split the atom, invented the x-ray, the cure for AIDS, and the surprise
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| blindfold greeting
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| She performed and choreographed the fights for Bruce Lee in Enter the Dragon
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| and Game of death and still does stunt doubles for Jackie Chan on the weekends
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| She suckerpunched Einstein, outsmarted Ali, and even outsuperfreaked Rick James
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| She’s the founder and CEO of Konichiwa Records
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| The most decorated professional field operative in the industry
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| and in the streets
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| With a perfect track record since kindergarden where she used to
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| whoop schoolboy ass
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| She’s listed in section 202 of the United Nations Security Act of 1979
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| as being too hot to wear tight sweaters on international airspace
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| In this world of tension pressure and pain
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| she is known by men and women of all origin and faith
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| for her wisdom, compassion, and relentless
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| determination in the quest to get paid |