Lyrics Ted, Woody and Junior - Robyn Hitchcock, The Egyptians

Ted, Woody and Junior

Ted, Woody, and Junior
Stand in the bath together
And cover each other with soap
Cover each other with soap
Ted, Woody, and Junior
Stand in the frosty garden;
They can feel their sinews harden
So they cover each other with leaves
Cover each other with leaves
Yeah, they cover each other with leaves
Cover each other with leaves
It’s a wonderful world
With a lot of strange men;
Who are standing around
And they’re all wearing towels
Ted, Woody, and Junior
Were disappointments to their fathers
But they had a way with lather
And they covered each other with soap
Covered each other with soap
Yeah, they covered each other with soap
Covered each other with soap
Ted, Woody, and Junior