| You have two coffees | 
| One of them is one coffee too many for you | 
| On a health kick | 
| Trying to lead a middle-aged life | 
| Well, it’s either that or drop dead | 
| Wait 'til you get older than this | 
| And then turn around and tell me I was young for my age | 
| Yeah | 
| And it feels like 1974 | 
| Waiting for the waves to come and crash on the shore | 
| But you’re far in land | 
| You’re in funky denim wonderland | 
| You and David Crosby and a bloke with no hand | 
| You’ve got hair in places | 
| Most people haven’t got brains | 
| Ooh | 
| But it feels like 1974 | 
| Syd Barrett’s last session, he can’t sing anymore | 
| He’s gonna have to be Roger now for the rest of his life | 
| Oh | 
| Enough about me, let’s talk about you | 
| You were working at the Earth Exchange at half twenty-two | 
| 'Rebel Rebel' was your favorite song | 
| On the Archway Road | 
| Where it all belongs | 
| All those molecules of time | 
| That you thought you’d shed forever | 
| All those inches of time | 
| That you thought you could just say bye-bye | 
| And as Nixon left the White House | 
| You could hear people say | 
| «They'll never rehabilitate that mother | 
| No way.» | 
| Yep | 
| Whirry-whirry goes the helicopter out of my way | 
| I’ve got president to dump in the void | 
| Ooh | 
| Python’s last series and The Guardian said | 
| «The stench of rotting minds» | 
| But what else could you smell back then? | 
| You didn’t have to inhale too hard | 
| You could smell the heads festering in the backyard | 
| There’s a baby in a basket and it’s taken your name | 
| And one day it’ll grow up and say | 
| «Who are you | 
| Eh?» | 
| And you say that’s where it ended | 
| But I say no no no, it just faded away | 
| August was grey | 
| It feels like 1974 | 
| Ghastly mellow saxophones all over the floor | 
| Feels like 1974 | 
| You could vote for Labour, but you can’t anymore | 
| Feels like 1974 | 
| Digging Led Zeppelin in Grimsby | 
| Oh Christ |