| Townspeople:
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| Oh, there’s nothing halfway
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| About the Iowa way to treat you
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| When we treat you
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| Which we may not do at all
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| There’s an Iowa kind of special
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| Chip-on-the-shoulder attitude
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| We’ve never been without
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| That we recall
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| We can be cold
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| As a falling thermometer in December
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| If you ask about our weather in July
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| And we’re so by God stubborn
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| We could stand touchin' noses
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| For a week at a time
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| And never see eye-to-eye
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| But what the heck, you’re welcome
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| Join us at the picnic
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| You can eat your fill
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| Of all the food you bring yourself
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| You really ought to give Iowa a try
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| Provided you are contrary
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| We can be cold
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| As our falling thermometer in December
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| If you ask about our weather in July
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| And we’re so by God stubborn
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| We can stand touchin' noses
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| For a week at a time
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| And never see eye-to-eye
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| But we’ll give you our shirt
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| And a back to go with it
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| If your crop should happen to die
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| Farmer:
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| So, what the heck, you’re welcome
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| Glad to have you with us
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| Farmer and Wife:
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| Even though we may not ever mention it again
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| Townspeople:
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| You really ought to give Iowa
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| Hawkeye Iowa
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| Dubuque, Des Moines
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| Davenport, Marshalltown
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| Mason City, Keokuk, Ames
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| Clear Lake
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| Ought to give Iowa a try! |