Lyrics Double Standards Inc. - Robert Pollard

Double Standards Inc.

At 90 degrees Kansas sinks into a fine red hue
The same place the fly got smashed
The air smells of money
Double standards, honey
Talk precisely when you’re gunning
The tape machine’s not running
At the equal opportunity investment seminar
Out there in the fields
Of equally sharp minds
Gimme a quick gimmick- 5 to 1
One smells dynamite
Not one to run from a good fight
Double Standards Incorporated!