| A brand new human being razor sharp all firm and tan
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| All clean, all pure with a thirty second attention span
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| As the clock strikes twelve and we’re ready for party games
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| You play blind man’s bluff and I’ll play out charades
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| Heaven knows What kind of fool am I,
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| Heaven knows Why you take an eye for an eye
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| Heaven knows What comes over me You were pumping iron Whereas I was pumping irony
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| Now I find myself fully occupied and half alive
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| With your head, heart, arms and legs Wrapped around my family pride,
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| Oh See the whites of their eyes — then shoot
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| With all the romance of the Ton-Ton Macoute
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| Heaven knows What kind of fool am I,
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| Heaven knows Why you take an eye for an eye
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| Heaven knows What comes over me You were pumping iron Whereas I was pumping irony
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| Nothing will show as we’re shedding our clothes
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| But then I suppose, anything goes, anything goes mmm
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| But then I suppose that anything, anthing goes,
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| Ooh Heaven knows Heaven knows Heaven knows
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| Ooh yeah, oh yeah Heaven knows Heaven knows
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| Heaven knows Ooh yeah, heaven knows
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| Heaven knows What kind of fool am I,
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| Heaven knows What comes over me Heaven knows What kind of fool am I,
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| Tell me please, please, please
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| Heaven knows What kind of fool am I Heaven knows What kind of fool am I Heaven knows What kind of fool, fool, fool, fool, fool, fool
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| Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me Heaven knows What kind of fool am I,
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| Heaven knows What comes over me Heaven knows What kind of fool am I, Tell me, ooh |