| Well you told me that you weren’t infectious
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| So I brought no precautions with me
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| And you said your old man was in texas
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| And anyway he’d forgotten his key
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| So I put my cassette in your bathroom
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| And threw all my clothes on your floor
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| Next thing, door burts open
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| And there I am caught in the raw
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| Blackmail
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| You’re blackmailing me
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| Spongeing all my money
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| I don’t think it’s funny
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| The way you’ve been badgering me
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| So I’m hiding out in the basement
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| Wondering how on earth I’m gonna survive
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| Well your old man hollers
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| I’ve got ten thousand dollars for you
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| Coz I know you can provide
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| Leaving me with grounds for my divorce
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| Pulls out his chequebook and starts to endorse
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| Two benjamin franklins
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| And before I can thank you mama
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| Blackmail
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| You’re blackmailing me
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| Rendering you a service
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| Makes me feel real nervous
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| Trying to get me into your sceams
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| Blackmail
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| You’re blackmailing me
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| Spongeing all my money
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| I don’t think it’s funny
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| Way you done the dirty on me
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| Blackmail
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| You’re blackmailing me
|
| Spongeing all my money
|
| I don’t think it’s funny
|
| The way you’ve been badgering me
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| Blackmail
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| You’re blackmailing me
|
| Spongeing all my money
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| I don’t think it’s funny
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| Way you, ve done the dirty on me |