| What a confusion
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| A fellow lost his watch in the railroad station
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| What a confusion
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| A fellow lost his watch in the railroad station
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| A sagga girl named Dimelda
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| Was suspected of being a burglar
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| She had no purse, no pocket in her clothes
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| But where she hid the watch, only goodness knows
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| And they were hearing
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| Tic, tic, tic, everybody looking
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| Tic, tic, tic, seeing how they’re searching
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| Tic, tic, tic, that’s all they’re hearing
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| But they couldn’t find out where the watch was hiding
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| Under suspicion
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| They took her down to the police station
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| And sent for the matron
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| Who examined all the clothes that she had on
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| The matron examined with care
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| She even make her pull down her long hair
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| She searched and she couldn’t search no more
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| But the watch was ticking louder than before
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| And they’re hearing
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| Tic, tic, tic, everybody looking
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| Tic, tic, tic, seeing how they’re searching
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| Tic, tic, tic, that’s all they’re hearing
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| But they couldn’t find out where the watch was hiding
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| The matron hit on an idea
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| That she could find the watch around somewhere
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| She said she had an incentive
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| She could find the watch if given privilege
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| To divest Dimelda entirely
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| And search her as if she was crazy
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| The search was such, so they decide
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| That the matron turn Dimelda’s inside outside
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| I’m hearing
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| Tic, tic, tic, everybody looking
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| Tic, tic, tic, seeing how they’re searching
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| Tic, tic, tic, that’s all they’re hearing
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| But they couldn’t find out where the watch was hiding
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| Confusion now in the station
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| They made the searching by inspiration
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| The watch ticking louder and louder
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| And the matron moving up closer
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| The matron is convinced, there’s no doubt
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| She push her hand up inside Dimelda’s mouth
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| And do you know, her idea came true
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| When she found the watch, it was ten to two
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| Tic, tic, tic, everybody looking
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| Tic, tic, tic, seeing how they’re searching
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| Tic, tic, tic, that’s all they’re hearing
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| But they couldn’t find out where the watch was hiding |