| Bertha Lou, Bertha Lou
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| Let me slip around with you
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| If I could raise some sand
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| I’d be a mighty-mighty man
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| 'Cause you’re so ooooh, Bertha Lou
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| Bertha Lou, Bertha Lou
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| Gotta get a date with you
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| If I could hear you moan
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| On Mr. Bell’s telephone
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| Ain’t no tellin' what I’d do, Bertha Lou
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| You wear your hair in a poodle cut
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| You’re walkin' down the street like a semi-truck
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| And everybody knows that you’re so sweet
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| You tickle from head to my athlete’s feet
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| Hey-hey, Bertha Lou
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| I wanna conjugate with you
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| You know my blood is running' wild
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| And I know you ain’t no child
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| When you do what you do, Bertha Lou
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| You wear your hair in a poodle cut
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| You’re walkin' down the street like a semi-truck
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| And everybody knows that you’re so sweet
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| You tickle from head to my athlete’s feet
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| Hey-hey, Bertha Lou
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| I wanna congregate with you
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| You know my blood is running' wild
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| And I know you ain’t no child
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| When you do what you do, Bertha Lou
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| Bertha Lou, Bertha Lou, Bertha Lou |