| Catch a falling starfighter
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| Put it in the pocket of your jeans
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| You can use it as a cigarette lighter
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| Or as an opener for a can of beans
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| Catch a falling starfighter
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| Shine it up and wear it on a chain
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| You will find that it will be much brighter
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| If you empty out its cockpit down the drain
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| If you empty out its cockpit down the drain
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| I focused the magnifying glass
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| That brought the downfall of Icarus
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| Balloons were easy; |
| a simple pin;
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| Or a knife in the case of the zeppelin
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| That blade was the cause of many a prang
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| In the early days of stick and string
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| I am the gremlin
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| I was there
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| Making mischief in the air
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| And always will be wherever man
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| Flies in the face of Creation’s plan |