| I’ll tell you all a story 'bout a man who isn’t here
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| Who had a pocket full of chemicals, some cigarettes and beer
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| I went out to Ibiza running from the pouring rain
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| I drank a poco loco and I’d never be the same
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| I met up with some boys, they called themselves the diamond dogs
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| They were either on the dancefloor or dealing in the bogs
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| And a reformed gangster got me and he said that he found God
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| He looked me in the eyes and he started speaking tongues
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| Speaking tongues, speaking tongues
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| Everybody on the island speaking tongues
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| Speaking tongues, speaking tongues
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| Everybody on the island speaking tongues
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| Everybody’s saying take that, take that
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| And I’m about to do exactly that-ah
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| And I’m the cheeky fucker at the back-ah
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| Before a disco biscuit disco-nap
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| In Balearic sunshine I went out for a swim
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| But I heard they’d sent a posse to the rocks to do me in
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| But I met some friends with faces who were pretty mighty men
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| They told me «if they come for you my brother
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| We will go for them»
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| I whistled down a taxi just to save us all some grief
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| The taxi man had weed and pills he’d bought from the police
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| He’d seen me on the TV, said he didn’t like my songs
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| It’s the only sense he made 'cause then he started speaking tongues
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| Speaking tongues, speaking tongues
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| Everybody on the island speaking tongues
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| Speaking tongues, speaking tongues
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| Everybody on the island speaking tongues
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| Ahhh, Ahhh
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| Everybody’s saying take that, take that
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| And I’m about to do exactly that-ah
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| And I’m the cheeky fucker at the back-ah
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| Before a disco biscuit disco-nap
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| I met a girl from Preston who wanted sex right there and then
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| She led me to a hotel but they wouldn’t let me in
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| I begged and I pleaded with the man who owned the place (come on, man!)
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| Eventually he’d had enough and punched me in the face
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| I made a promise to that gangster
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| That I would not commit to another night on the white or I’d have to deal with
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| it
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| But I had a poco loco, mescaline coming on strong
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| I really couldn’t help it, man, I started speaking tongues
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| Speaking tongues, speaking tongues
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| Everybody on the island speaking tongues
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| Speaking tongues, speaking tongues
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| Everybody on the island speaking tongues
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| Speaking tongues, speaking tongues
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| Everybody on the island speaking tongues
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| Speaking tongues, speaking tongues
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| Everybody on the island speaking tongues
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| Everybody’s saying take that, take that
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| And I’m about to do exactly that-ah
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| And I’m the cheeky fucker at the back-ah
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| Before a disco biscuit disco-nap
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| Everybody’s saying take that take, that
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| And I’m about to do exactly that-ah
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| And I’m the cheeky fucker at the back-ah
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| Before a disco biscuit disco-nap |