| The car’s always there at nine
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| Though he’s never out on time
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| Night after night
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| Line after line
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| He’ll be fine
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| I suppose
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| The famous Mr. Jones
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| He really should relax
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| He’s due a heart attack
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| Though there’s no heart to attack
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| Is it an act?
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| No one knows
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| The naughty Mr. Jones
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| In a world full of weird, you’re the oddest ever
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| Heard you brought everyone here so much pleasure, clever
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| We all know that you know you’re a national treasure
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| Mrs. Jones you made the best boy ever, ever
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| He’s careful with his weight
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| Pushes food around the plate
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| He can never pass as straight
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| Ask his mates
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| How it goes
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| The careful Mr. Jones
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| Even his mother thinks he’s odd
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| He hasn’t got a proper job
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| But he says neither did God
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| And he’s the Lord
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| As it goes
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| The mighty Mr. Jones
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| In a world full of weird, you’re the oddest ever
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| Heard you brought everyone here so much pleasure, clever
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| We all know that you know you’re a national treasure
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| Mrs. Jones you made the best boy ever, ever
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| In a world full of weird, you’re the oddest ever
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| Heard you brought everyone here so much pleasure, clever
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| We all know that you know you’re a national treasure
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| Mrs. Jones you made the best boy ever, ever
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| The moral of this tale
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| Is when everything’s for sale
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| Good men seldom prevail
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| They all fail
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| As he knows
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| The gifted Mr. Jones |