| I’ve sung some songs that were lame
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| I’ve slept with girls on the game.
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| I’ve got my Catholic shame
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| Lord I’m in purgatory
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| Basically it’s all come-on talk for me
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| I wasn’t me when we met
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| You haven’t lost my respect
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| I’m here to serve and protect
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| What shape of insanity
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| Keeps leading you back to me?
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| So put your hands across the water
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| Oh mushroom
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| Monsoon
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| Come soon
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| Don’t wanna piss on your parade
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| I’m here to make money and get laid
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| Yeah I’m a star but I’ll fade
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| If you ain’t stickin your knives in me
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| You will be eventually
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| To all you Sharons and Michelles
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| With all your tales to sell
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| Save your meat money well
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| I’m glad that spending a night with me
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| Guaranteed you celebrity.
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| And I can’t talk in a crowd
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| When I’m alone I’m too loud
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| You’ve done your daddy’s proud
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| Thank you for keeping me company
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| You’ve all been so nice to me
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| So put your hands across the water
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| Oh mushroom
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| Monsoon
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| Come soon
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| Oh Lord
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| I feel
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| Nothing
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| I know much smarter men
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| Never got this far
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| I got too many regrets
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| I’ve smoked too many cigarrettes
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| I’ve had more blondes than brunettes
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| I’m not expecting your symphathy
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| But it’s all been too much for me
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| So put your hands across the water
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| Oh mushroom
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| Monsoon
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| Come soon |