| Just because you’re dyslexic,
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| Doesn’t mean that you’re not thick
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| We know you’re not that stupid,
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| You’ll marry someone rich
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| But you won’t steal his watch
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| When you’re down there near his crotch
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| That’ll explain the itch,
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| You were such a lying bitch.
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| I know you sold my suitcase
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| Down in Kensington,
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| And you were screwing Ewan
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| When I wasn’t in
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| Do it to me, you’ll do it to him
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| Your friends just gave me grief
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| I will make this brief
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| You were such a lousy thief
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| You were such a lousy thief
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| But you were good in bed
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| You were good in bed
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| So good in bed
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| Now you tell my girlfriend
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| That I’ll never change
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| And you’ve been up since Wednesday
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| Don’t you find that strange?
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| Your ex-boyfriend is deranged,
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| You’ll tell them down in Browns
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| Haven’t been for years
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| It’s full of Coke And Tears
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| Full of Coke And Tears
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| Full of Coke And Tears
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| But you were good in bed
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| Good in bed
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| (Glory Glory Hallelujah Glory Glory Hallelujah Glory Glory Hallelujah Glory
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| Glory Hallelujah…) |