| In Paris I headlined the follies
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| I was doll of all the dollies
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| Admired by the great Stradinsky
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| But my greatest achievement, in the high of my career
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| Was the time I starred for… Minsky
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| You’re looking at a former stripper
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| But before I unzip ONE zipper
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| I want you to know that I was quite the artist
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| But… of the intelectual kind
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| What was I thinking while I worked in my desk?
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| While I worked this thoughts kept crossing my mind
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| REFRAIN 1
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| Walter Lippman wasn’t brilliant today
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| Will the giants ever take it away?
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| I was reading Schopenhauer last night
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| and I think that Schopenhauer was right.
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| I don’t want to see Zarina
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| I don’t want to meet Cobina
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| I’m an intellectual
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| I don’t like a deep contralto
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| Or a man whose voice is alto
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| I’m an heterosexual.
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| I took intellect to master my art
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| Who the hell is Margie Hart
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| REFRAIN 2
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| I consider Dali’s paintings passé
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| Can they make the Metropolitan pay?
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| English people don’t say clerk, they say clark
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| Anybody who says clark is a jark!
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| I have read the great Kabala
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| And I simply worship Allah
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| I am suck a mystic.
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| I don’t care for Whistler’s Mother
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| Charlie’s Aunt and Shuber’s brother
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| I’m misogynists
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| My intelligence is guiding my hand
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| who the hell is Sally Rand? |