| Any chimp can play human for a day
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| And use his opposable thumbs to iron his uniform;
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| And run for office on election day;
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| And fancy himself a real decision maker,
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| Then deploy more troops than salt in a shaker.
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| But it’s a jungle when war is made,
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| And you’ll panic and throw your own shit at the enemy.
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| The camera pulls back to reveal your true identity.
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| Look, it’s a sheep in wolf’s clothing,
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| A smoking gun holding ape.
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| Any asshole can open up a museum;
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| Put all of the things he loves on display
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| So everyone can see them.
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| The house, the car, a thoughtful wife;
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| Ordinary moments in his ordinary life.
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| But if she blinks or smiles, she’ll give you away;
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| 'Cause no one wants to pay to see her happiness.
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| No one wants to pay to see her day to day
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| And i’m not buying it either,
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| But i’ll try selling it anyway.
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| Any idiot can play greek for a day
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| And join a sorority or write a tragedy;
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| And articulate all that pain,
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| And maybe you’ll get paid.
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| But it’s a sin when success complains,
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| And your writers block- it don’t mean shit.
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| Just throw it against the wall and see what sticks.
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| Gotta write a hit — i think this is it.
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| It’s a hit.
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| And if it’s not,
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| Then it’s a holiday for a hanging,
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| Yeah it’s a holiday for hanging
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| Yeah it’s a holiday for hanging, yeah
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| Shoo-bop-shoo-bop my baby
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| Any fool can play executioner for a day,
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| And say with fingers pointed in both directions
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| 'He went that way,
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| It’s only a switch or syringe,
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| I’m exempt from eternal sins…'
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| But you still wear a cross,
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| And you think you’re gonna get in…
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| Ah, but the pardons never come from upstairs;
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| They’re always a moment too late,
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| But it’s entertainment; |
| keep the crowd on their toes,
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| It’s justice, we’re safe.
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| It’s not a hit, it’s a holiday.
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| Shoo-bop-shoo-bop my baby
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| It’s a holiday for hanging, yeah
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| It’s a holiday for hanging, yeah
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| It’s a holiday for hanging, yeah
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| It’s a holiday for hanging, yeah
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| I’m a holiday for hanging,
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| I’m a holiday for hanging,
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| I’m a holiday yeah
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| I’m a holiday for hanging,
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| It’s a holiday for hanging, yeah |