| I'd rather be seven beers deep |
| With a Coleman cooler propping up my feet |
| My ass in a lawn chair floating on the breeze |
| In a sun tracker |
| I'd rather be tucked in a pit blind |
| Somewhere on the Mississippi-Louisiana state line |
| Waiting on them green-heads to do a fly-by |
| Lip full of tobacco |
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| When I hear you bitch at me |
| It makes me think of all the |
| Places I'd rather be |
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| I'd rather be stripping off shingles |
| On a July roof down in Tishomingo |
| Working like a dog, living in a single-wide |
| Yes I would |
| I'd rather be stuck at your mama's watching |
| Midday re-runs of her favorite dramas |
| Wearing my pajamas neck deep |
| In Days Of Our Lives |
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| When I hear you bitch at me |
| It makes me think of all the places I'd rather be |
| Yeah, all the places I'd rather be |
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| Oh, let me hear it how I leave my clothes on the floor |
| Track dirt through the door and don't bother cleaning up |
| Let me hear 'bout the guy you wish I was |
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| When I hear you bitch at me |
| It makes me think of all the places I'd rather be |
| When I hear you bitch at me |
| It makes me think of all the places I'd rather be |
| There's a lotta places I'd rather be |
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