Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Stool Softener, artist - Righteous Pigs. Album song Stress related / Live and learn, in the genre МеталDate of issue: 14.08.2006
Record label: Союз Мьюзик
Song language: English
Stool Softener |
| Doc prescribes me Tylenol Three |
| Because I fell and hurt my knee |
| I’ve been taken them a fuckin' week |
| Since then I’ve taken many leaks |
| Inside my stomach I feel a lump |
| I want to take a shit from my rump |
| I lie here and I’m constipated |
| Last time I shit is now outdated |
| Here I sit broken hearted |
| I tried to shit but I only farted |
| I miss the fuckin' burning sensation |
| But all I feel is constipation |
| I need to take some fuckin' Ex-Lax |
| Or become incontinent so my bowels relax |
| My fuckin' shit is hard as wood |
| I’d try to shit if I knew I could |