Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song KFC, artist - Richard Swift.
Date of issue: 31.03.2021
Song language: English
KFC |
Hello, America |
This is Doble Finepennies a representative of Nomozene |
A few weeks ago I was commissioned to write a song about customer service |
Unfortunately I’m not smart enough to write good a song about customer service |
So instead I’ve decided to tell you a story about diarrhea |
When I was seventeen or eighteen I worked for a fast food chain that fried |
chicken |
I can’t tell you what the name of the restaurant was but it rhymd with |
pentacube hide pickn |
After I tired of my job there, and Jojo’s, I went to pick up my last check |
As I arrived, I was greeted with a new fried chicken wrap |
Not wanting to be rude, I quickly ate the wrap |
I gathered my check and drove my 1995 baby blue Chevy Cavalier home |
About three hours later, that’s when it hit me-- |
THE FOOD POISONING |
My God it was terrible |
I prayed to a God I don’t even believe in |
«Take my life!» |
Of course he didn’t answer me |
All I could do was eat frozen grapes, which sat gently in a bowl on my fevered |
chest |
I cried and cried into the cold night |
«My God! |
Take my life! |
Take my Goddamned life, you bearded spaceman!» |
No answer |
Have you ever been so sick of vomit and diarrhea that you just want to die? |
I’ve never wanted to die until about ten years after this story |
I lived in Long Beach and had a bout of depression but that’s besides the point |