Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song KFC , by - Richard Swift. Release date: 31.03.2021
Song language: English
KFC |
| Hello, America |
| This is Doble Finepennies a representative of Nomozene |
| A few weeks ago I was commissioned to write a song about customer service |
| Unfortunately I’m not smart enough to write good a song about customer service |
| So instead I’ve decided to tell you a story about diarrhea |
| When I was seventeen or eighteen I worked for a fast food chain that fried |
| chicken |
| I can’t tell you what the name of the restaurant was but it rhymd with |
| pentacube hide pickn |
| After I tired of my job there, and Jojo’s, I went to pick up my last check |
| As I arrived, I was greeted with a new fried chicken wrap |
| Not wanting to be rude, I quickly ate the wrap |
| I gathered my check and drove my 1995 baby blue Chevy Cavalier home |
| About three hours later, that’s when it hit me-- |
| THE FOOD POISONING |
| My God it was terrible |
| I prayed to a God I don’t even believe in |
| «Take my life!» |
| Of course he didn’t answer me |
| All I could do was eat frozen grapes, which sat gently in a bowl on my fevered |
| chest |
| I cried and cried into the cold night |
| «My God! |
| Take my life! |
| Take my Goddamned life, you bearded spaceman!» |
| No answer |
| Have you ever been so sick of vomit and diarrhea that you just want to die? |
| I’ve never wanted to die until about ten years after this story |
| I lived in Long Beach and had a bout of depression but that’s besides the point |