| Good evening, ladies and gentlemen
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| I’m Richard Cheese
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| You know, so many years ago Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney recorded a
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| wonderful duet and I’d like to do it for you with someone very special
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| Every night she walks right in my dreams
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| Since I met her from the start
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| I’m so proud I am the only one
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| Who is special in her heart
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| The girl is mine
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| The doggone girl is mine
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| Ladies and gentlemen
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| Mr. Stephen Hawking!
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| I don´t understand the way you think
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| Saying that she’s yours not mine
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| Sending roses and your silly dreams
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| Really just a waste of time
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| Because she’s mine
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| The doggone girl is mine
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| I love you more than he
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| (Take you anywhere)
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| But I love you endlessly
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| (Loving we will share)
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| So come and go with me
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| Two on the town
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| The girl is mine
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| Richard, we´re not going to fight about this, OK?
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| Stephen, I think I told you, I´m a lover not a fighter
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| I´ve heard it all before, Richard
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| She told me that I´m her forever lover, you know, don´t you remember?
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| Well, after loving me, she said she couldn´t love another
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| Is that what she said?
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| Yes, she said it, you keep dreaming!
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| I don´t believe it
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| Mine, mine
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| The girl is mine (mine, mine, mine)
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| Thank you, Richard
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| Thank you, Stephen
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| Good night
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| Celebrity voices impersonated |