| I was traveling along playin' anywhere I could
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| When along came a virus and took away my livelihood
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| Somebody picked it up and spread it worldwide
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| And now for a while we have to all stay inside
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| You ask me how I’m doin' and if I’ve washed my hands
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| And I say, listen bud!
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| I’ve had about as much as I can stand
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| I ain’t been nowhere man
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| I ain’t been nowhere man
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| Been sitting in my chair man
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| Growin' out my hair man
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| Sleepin' I’ve done my share man
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| I ain’t been nowhere
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| I’ve been to bedroom, bathroom, living room, dining room
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| Attic, basement, just to find an old broom
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| Hallway, driveway, same place as yesterday
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| Go cook, read a book, jog around the breakfast nook
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| Glass clink, get a drink straight from the kitchen sink
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| Can’t think eyes blink man do my clothes stink
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| I ain’t been nowhere man
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| I ain’t been nowhere man
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| Been sitting in my chair man
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| Growin' out my hair man
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| Sleepin' I’ve done my share man
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| I ain’t been nowhere
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| I’m playing Yahtzee, jigsaw
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| Scrabble, and Monopoly
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| Janga, checkers, Cards Against Humanity
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| Fortnight, Minecraft, Grand Theft Auto 5
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| Battleground, Pacman, Black Op Stay Alive
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| Obstacle course with Herb’s old golf balls
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| Mouse trap, ping pong, happy hour Zoom call
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| I ain’t been nowhere man
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| I ain’t been nowhere man
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| Been sitting in my chair man
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| Growin' out my hair man
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| Sleepin' I’ve done my share man
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| I ain’t been nowhere
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| I’m watchin' Netflix, Apple, Disney and Amazon
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| YouTube, Roku, Hulu with my jammies on
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| Tiger King, Schitts Creek, Maesel and South Park
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| Star Wars, Star Trek, Ozark’s gettin' dark
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| Cleaned up, dirty up, organized all around
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| Lysol quarantine, see what I mean now
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| I ain’t been nowhere man
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| I ain’t been nowhere man
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| Been sitting in my chair man
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| Growin' out my hair man
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| Sleepin' I’ve done my share man
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| (I know someplace we’d like to go)
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| I ain’t been nowhere |