| I need two more nudges and I’ll drop the loot
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| Sure I’ll jack it almost anytime
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| Hears a voice from behind
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| No, no, mate, you wanna hold the pears
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| 'Cause I’ve been watching you from over by the stairs
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| Turbo cash is cool, you wanna let 'em spin
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| But if the hopper’s full, you’re guaranteed a win
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| No, no, mate, why don’t you understand?
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| I’ve got a scheme, a plan, I’ve got it all in hand
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| I need a no lose or an extra life
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| And me mobile’s ringing, it’s me wife
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| Where are you, Jon? |
| What time will you be home?
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| I’ve been trying to call, just get your answer phone
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| I’ve told you once, I’ve told you times before
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| I can’t get to sleep until you’re through the door
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| Are you listening to anything I say?
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| We need the money, we got bills to pay
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| Don’t get drunk and make sure you’re not late
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| And don’t be gambling please for goodness sake
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| Back inside a frown adorns my face
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| Because I see this bloke’s stepped in and took me place
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| What takes the biscuit, really tops it off
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| Is when the jackpot lights up, he’s took the lot
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| Haha, lad, you see what I just did?
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| I just dropped the bandit, only spent a quid
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| Oh were you playing mate?
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| I didn’t realize
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| I’m so skint and demoralized
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| There’s always tomorrow mate |