Lyrics Consumer Culture Wave - Restiform Bodies

Consumer Culture Wave

If the consumer culture wave is sweeping you away
And it’s washing nature’s tastiest glory out to sea
Well that ain’t right, that ain’t right, that ain’t right, that ain’t right,
that ain’t right, that ain’t right, that ain’t right
It’s only natural you know to want to feel around
The Easter basket, get up off your ass and climb on out
Your air brushed demo casket, QVC is keeping you
From gettin at the pussy, that ain’t right, that ain’t right, that ain’t right
It’s an early grave trade you making, best to get sprung
Before it gets too much worse and you’re too lazy to fuck
Time to dump the bargain hunt and get back in the act,
If your dick is shrinking quick, don’t think just step up to bat
Da da da dish TV will steady take the spring out your step
Forget the next day installation and the warehouse direct
You’re looking at that budding flower all you see are Nike
Sneakers, all you see are craftsman mowers, all you see are product features
Drop the fucking merchandise, even if you got to have it
Costco got that morning after still you got to wear a hat to
Fuck like you mean it, Bob
Fuck like you mean it, Flo
Fuck like you got a reputation to uphold
Fuck like you mean it, Laurie
Fuck like you mean it, Larry
Fuck like you got a reputation everybody know you
Fuck like you mean it, William
Fuck like you mean it, Donna
Fuck like you got a reputation everybody want to
Fuck like you mean it, Timmy
Fuck like you mean it, Mary
Fuck like you got a reputation everybody
When you’re a slave to your wishes, you’re lying
Licking your favorite stitches, dying to get back out and
Frolic in shopaholic mischief
Cold medicine germs in the strangest of places
Dancing behind suburbanite over the counter
Commercial faces
The television feeds while the magazine starves
One puts you too close and the other too far
From the shopping cart paradise of overflow lots
And the family pack of memories that just doesn’t stop
It’s the power hour special but you keep losing count
They got stupid retarded savings better get there
Right now.
You got a body image issue cause you big as a house
Where else can one dine with disorder?
Pass the savings on down
Your life is so blessed when you substitute sex
With a secure place for yourself in the checkout express
Ain’t enough you’re eating bones in the novelty aisle
You’ve got to stick a magic wand down your throat to
Make your lunch vanish
Only a wicked whiplash inventory overstock emergency
Can whet the shopper’s tongue with violence before courtesy
Call the 800 number bring a piece of the past back
Feeling so lonely not a tick on the Nasdaq
It’s the savage snack food, preferred most by members
Accident forgiveness for the cardholder connection
Ice water and band width for the rich when his is tepid
It’s the older model’s privilege to log on and kill the message
Fuck like you mean it, Bob
Fuck like you mean it, Flo
Fuck like you got a reputation to uphold
Fuck like you mean it, Laurie
Fuck like you mean it, Larry
Fuck like you got a reputation everybody know you
Fuck like you mean it, William
Fuck like you mean it, Donna
Fuck like you got a reputation everybody want to
Fuck like you mean it, Timmy
Fuck like you mean it, Mary
Fuck like you got a reputation everybody, you know you
Fuck like you mean it mister
Fuck like you mean it Mary
Fuck like you got a reputation everybody know you
Fuck like you mean it, Bob
Fuck like you mean it, Flo
Fuck like you got a reputation to uphold