| Let me tell you a story
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| The same story you’ve heard about 1000 times in a 1000 different songs
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| (About a girl)
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| So I was at the bus stop waiting for the 33
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| When my eyes, they fell upon the finest creature that I’d ever seen
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| I mean… jeeeez. |
| she was hot
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| «HOW HOT?»
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| Hotter than a chilli curry hot
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| «DAMN THATS HOT!»
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| You know it!
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| And then she turned to me and she asked for the time
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| But then when I tried to open my mouth, man
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| I couldn’t even reply because…
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| Because I’ve never, ever, ever been very good with girls
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| They’ve got me feeling kind of shy
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| I just can’t look them in the eye
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| You know I’m asking myself, why?
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| These g-g-g-g-g-g-g-girls
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| They’ve got me going out my mind
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| You can call me Cassa-never…
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| Ever since I was a little boy
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| (I was so awkward)
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| I found it hard to hold a conversation
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| (Oh what a poor kid)
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| And then when I grew up, I didn’t grow up, I just grew more introspective
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| A universe of people I neglected
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| I redirected focus into music
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| Hocus pocus, making music in my bedroom like a wizard brewing potions
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| An ocean of awkward silences, they lay before me
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| The guy that gets the girl was never me
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| That’s not my story
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| Because…
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| Because I’ve never, ever, ever been very good with girls
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| They’ve got me feeling kind of shy
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| I just can’t look them in the eye
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| These g-g-g-g-g-g-g-girls
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| You know I’m asking myself, why?
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| They’ve got me going out my mind
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| I’ll never be James Bond…
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| 8x (Ooooooooh) |