Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything, artist - Relient K. Date of issue: 31.12.2006
Song language: English
The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything |
| «And now it’s time for silly songs with Larry |
| The part of the show |
| Where Larry comes out and sings a silly song |
| «Joining Larry are Pa Grape and Mister Lunt |
| Who together, make up the infamous gang of scallywags |
| 'The Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything'» |
| We are the pirates who don’t do anything |
| We just stay at home and lay around |
| And if you ask us to do anything |
| We’ll just tell you we don’t do anything |
| Well, I’ve never been to Greenland |
| And I’ve never been to Denver |
| And I’ve never buried treasure in St. Louie or St. Paul |
| And I’ve never been to Moscow |
| And I’ve never been to Tampa |
| And I’ve never been to Boston in the fall |
| We’re the pirates who don’t do anything |
| We just stay at home and lay around |
| And if you ask us to do anything |
| We’ll just tell you we don’t do anything |
| And I’ve never hoist the mainstay |
| And I’ve never swabbed the poop deck |
| And I’ve never veer to starboard |
| 'Cause I never sail at all |
| And I’ve never walked the gangplank |
| And I’ve never owned a parrot |
| And I’ve never been to Boston in the fall |
| 'Cause were the pirates who don’t do anything |
| We just stay at home and lay around |
| And if you ask us to do anything |
| We’ll just tell you we don’t do anything |
| Well, I’ve never plucked a rooster |
| And I’m not too good at ping pong |
| And I’ve never thrown my mashed potatoes |
| Up against the wall |
| And I’ve never kissed a chipmunk |
| And I’ve never gotten head lice |
| And I’ve never been to Boston in the fall |
| Huh? |
| What are you talking about? |
| What does a rooster or mashed potatoes |
| Have to do with being a pirate? |
| Hey, that’s right |
| We’re supposed to sing about pirate-y things |
| And who’s ever kissed a chipmunk? |
| That’s just nonsense, why even bring it up? |
| Am I right? |
| What do you think? |
| I think you look like Cap’n Crunch |
| Huh? |
| No I don’t |
| Do too |
| Do not |
| You’re making me hungry |
| That’s it, you’re walking the plank |
| Says who? |
| Says the Cap’n |
| Oh yeah? |
| Aye, aye, Cap’n Crunch, he he he |
| Arrrgh |
| Yikes |
| And I’ve never licked a spark plug |
| And I’ve never sniffed a stinkbug |
| And I’ve never painted daises |
| On a big red rubber ball |
| And I’ve never bathed in yogurt |
| And I don’t look good in leggings |
| You just don’t get it |
| And we’ve never been to Boston in the fall |