Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Pretend Friend, artist - Regurgitator. Date of issue: 05.03.1995
Song language: English
Pretend Friend |
| This is my pretend friend |
| Treat him with kindness |
| Take her wherever I go |
| Just so thereЂ™s someone I know |
| HeЂ™s made of plastic |
| So she wonЂ™t talk back |
| He is a good friend |
| Because sheЂ™s pretend |
| Pretend |
| This is my pretend friend |
| She is my witness |
| HeЂ™s filled her head the facts of my unspeakable acts |
| HeЂ™ll talk for hours she never sours |
| He is a good friend she doesnЂ™t offend |
| O-offend doesnЂ™t offend |
| This is my pretend friend |
| She fakes it so well |
| I fuck him every night and brag about it |
| But then itЂ™s quite true that I donЂ™t like you |
| You are a good friend because you are pretend |
| Pretend (x4) |