Mott the Hoople and the Game of Life
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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Monopoly, Twenty-one, Checkers, and Chess
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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Mister Fred Blassie in a breakfast mess
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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Let's play Twister, let's play Risk
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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See you in heaven if you make the list
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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Now, Andy, did you hear about this one?
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Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
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Andy, are you goofing on Elvis? |
Hey, baby
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Are we losing touch?
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If you believed they put a man on the moon
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Man on the moon
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If you believed there's nothing up his sleeve
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Then nothing is cool
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Moses went walking with the staff of wood
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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Newton got beaned by the apple good
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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Mister Charles Darwin had the gall to ask
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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Now, Andy, did you hear about this one?
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Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
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Hey, Andy, are you goofing on Elvis? |
Hey, baby
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Are you having fun?
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If you believed they put a man on the moon
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Man on the moon
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If you believed there's nothing up his sleeve
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Then nothing is cool
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Here's a little agit for the never-believer
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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Here's a little ghost for the offering
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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Here's a truck stop instead of Saint Peter's
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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Mister Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling (wrestling bears)
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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Now, Andy, did you hear about this one?
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Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
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Hey, Andy, are you goofing on Elvis? |
Hey, baby
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Are we losing touch?
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If you believed they put a man on the moon
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Man on the moon
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If you believed there's nothing up his sleeve
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Then nothing is cool
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If you believed they put a man on the moon
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Man on the moon
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If you believed there's nothing up his sleeve
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Then nothing is cool
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If you believed they put a man on the moon
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Man on the moon
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If you believed there's nothing up his sleeve
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Then nothing is cool
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If you believed they put a man on the moon
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Man on the moon
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If you believed there's nothing up his sleeve
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Then nothing is cool |