| Mott the Hoople and the Game of Life
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| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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| Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match
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| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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| Monopoly, Twenty-one, Checkers, and Chess
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| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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| Mister Fred Blassie in a breakfast mess
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| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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| Let's play Twister, let's play Risk
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| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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| See you in heaven if you make the list
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| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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| Now, Andy, did you hear about this one?
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| Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
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| Andy, are you goofing on Elvis? |
| Hey, baby
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| Are we losing touch?
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| If you believed they put a man on the moon
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| Man on the moon
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| If you believed there's nothing up his sleeve
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| Then nothing is cool
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| Moses went walking with the staff of wood
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| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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| Newton got beaned by the apple good
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| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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| Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp
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| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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| Mister Charles Darwin had the gall to ask
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| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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| Now, Andy, did you hear about this one?
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| Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
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| Hey, Andy, are you goofing on Elvis? |
| Hey, baby
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| Are you having fun?
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| If you believed they put a man on the moon
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| Man on the moon
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| If you believed there's nothing up his sleeve
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| Then nothing is cool
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| Here's a little agit for the never-believer
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| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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| Here's a little ghost for the offering
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| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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| Here's a truck stop instead of Saint Peter's
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| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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| Mister Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling (wrestling bears)
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| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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| Now, Andy, did you hear about this one?
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| Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
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| Hey, Andy, are you goofing on Elvis? |
| Hey, baby
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| Are we losing touch?
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| If you believed they put a man on the moon
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| Man on the moon
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| If you believed there's nothing up his sleeve
|
| Then nothing is cool
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| If you believed they put a man on the moon
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| Man on the moon
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| If you believed there's nothing up his sleeve
|
| Then nothing is cool
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| If you believed they put a man on the moon
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| Man on the moon
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| If you believed there's nothing up his sleeve
|
| Then nothing is cool
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| If you believed they put a man on the moon
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| Man on the moon
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| If you believed there's nothing up his sleeve
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| Then nothing is cool |