Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Piss Test (Skit), artist - Reel Wolf. Date of issue: 12.06.2017
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
The Piss Test (Skit) |
| Doctor: Hello Mr. Brown. |
| Have a seat |
| Mr. Brown: Hello miss. |
| How are you today? |
| Doctor: So have you been abiding by all your conditions? |
| Mr. Brown: Oh yeah. |
| Absolutely. |
| 100 percent |
| Doctor: Oh really. |
| So you’re telling me you haven’t done any cocaine or ecstasy |
| or marijuana? |
| Mr. Brown: No no. |
| Absolutely not. |
| I gave up all that stuff. |
| I’m clean. |
| I swear |
| Doctor: Look me in the eyes, Sean. |
| If I were to have you take a urine analysis |
| right now. |
| are you telling me that you would pass it? |
| Mr. Brown: Again? |
| Man, I just took one last week. |
| I thought this stuff was |
| supposed to be random |
| Doctor: Answer the question, convict. |
| Are you clean or aren’t you? |
| Mr. Brown: Yes, I am, as a matter of fact |
| Doctor: Alright then. |
| Here’s the cup |
| Mr. Brown: Fuck. |
| (zips down pants) (pees into cup |
| Doctor: Well, what’s taking so long? |
| Mr. Brown: Well, why you gotta be staring at it like that? |
| Damn. |
| (zips up pants) Here you go |
| Doctor: Finally. |
| Are you nervous or- (smoke comes out) What the--? |
| Oh my fucking god. |
| It’s melting through the cup you lying sack of shit |
| Mr. Brown: Bitch shut the fuck up and get the police. |
| It’s been a while since I |
| seen the man damn anyway. |
| Like I give a fuck. |
| Fuck outta here |