| When did you quit pulling all of the stops for me | 
| And when did your one hundred and ten per-cent | 
| Become under fifty | 
| There you are phoning it in | 
| Going through the motions with an artificial grin | 
| You say that you’re getting better | 
| You say that you’re getting better | 
| You say you’re becoming a better person | 
| One that isn’t so lame | 
| You say you’re becoming a better person | 
| But I still feel the same | 
| It’s the new, it’s the new, new version of you | 
| It’s the new, it’s the new, new version of you | 
| It’s the new, it’s the new, new version of you | 
| If there’s one thing I’d like to do | 
| It’s kill the new version of you | 
| When did you start wearing all of those clothes to be cool | 
| And when did you start using all that slang? | 
| I can’t understand you | 
| I bet you’d forget to say «I love you» | 
| If the teleprompter hadn’t told you | 
| You say that you’re getting better | 
| You say that you’re getting better | 
| You say you’re becoming a better person | 
| One that isn’t so lame | 
| You say you’re becoming a better person | 
| But I still feel the same | 
| It’s the new, it’s the new, new version of you | 
| It’s the new, it’s the new, new version of you | 
| It’s the new, it’s the new, new version of you | 
| If there’s one thing I’d like to do | 
| It’s kill the new version of you | 
| Who are you? | 
| I don’t know now | 
| You got me wondering I wonder | 
| How you got to be so different now | 
| You say you’re becoming a better person | 
| One that isn’t so lame | 
| You say you’re becoming a better person | 
| But I still feel the same | 
| I still feel the same | 
| It’s the new, it’s the new, new version of you | 
| It’s the new, it’s the new, new version of you | 
| It’s the new, it’s the new, new version of you | 
| If there’s one thing I’d like to do | 
| It’s kill the new version of you |