| Our phone are open for all you high motherfuckers
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| At 1−800-DIKINYABOOTY
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| Welcome
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| That’s 1−800-dick-in-ya-boo-tay!
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| Welcome
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| Aiyyo this is Mad Duke callin from Da Bricks
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| I’m on the block with Uncle Quilly and Leroy Sweetdick
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| Gettin my smoke on, for you onionhead motherfuckers
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| Yo this PaceWon from the Outsidaz, dammmn!
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| Welcome to another nineteen ninety-six Funk Doctor Spock tape
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| As we take y’all minds on another journey, through the darkside
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| We uplift you! |
| Def Squad force comin through with the ruckus
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| Jammin for all knotty-headed peasy motherfuckers, ahh
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| And for funky bitches, we got a funky thing for you
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| I said I gets down like that, who am I (Funk Doctor)
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| (as I kiss the sky)
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| I said I gets down like that, who am I (Funk Doctor)
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| (as I kiss the sky)
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| Bomb traum', funkier than Haitian underarms
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| Represent Jersey, the land of firearms
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| Hotwired cars, emptying cigars
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| Afros, fo' fo’s, Omni’s with momo’s
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| As nasty as I come I should be douche
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| I used to be the chief instructor for Bruce
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| Choose your weapon -- A FATALITY
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| Line your crew up now -- BABALITY
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| In nineteen ninety-six bitch ass niggas all in my mix
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| On some rah rah shit, get my rah rah dick!
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| Nuts alert, first sound de alarm on de expert
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| My network, operate sharper than a Gilette works
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| Off the corner style Blinds in Knightening Armor
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| About more Facts of Life than Tootie or Blair Warner
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| Chi-Town where you at (we got your back)
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| D.C. where you at (we got your back)
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| My crew Come Strapped like MC Eiht with nickel plates
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| Gettin mad Dead Presidents ask Larenz Tate
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| I’m, gettin loot rollin craps in the yard
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| Can’t be scarred by media, SO FUCK THE MEDIA
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| Most MC’s are terrible, unbearable
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| Couldn’t get stupid if you were sliced cerebral
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| Ahh no he didn’t, act like he’s shittin
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| Man you’re funnier than Ed Griffin, it’s Red’s kitchen
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| My infrared’s missin, damn I’m slippin
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| I’m out of ammo, yo Crossbreed, stick the clip in |