| Hyah! | 
| Attention to all you punk motherfuckers out there
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| (uh-huh uh-huh, check it out, check it out)
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| Funky Noble Productions represent for the nine-four and nine-five area
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| Reggie Noble and Rockwilder in the house for the nizzow
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| If you don’t know you might as well close your biz out
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| (To my peeps in Queens)
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| Yeah, ohh shit, yo, it’s a bird
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| (Nah I thought that shit was a fuckin plane dude)
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| Nah nah nah, it’s Soop, Soop, Soop-a-man
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| Hah
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| Verse One: Redman
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| Well it’s the Soopaman Lovah in your motherfuckin town
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| Get down go round and round like shocks on your G-spot
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| Honeydip, now all of y’all up in that funny shit
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| But I ain’t switched, still a honeydip is a honeybitch
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| in the mix! | 
| So bitches be lookin fly and I’ll run in em With they toes and nails done, hair wrapped up with pins in em Fifty-four eleven Reebox bitch which you need not
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| to do is get fly, cause where I’m from, bitches get speed knots
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| Slow your monkey ass down and hold your horses
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| Don’t wanna know your name don’t wanna know none of your sources
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| Just fix me, with a quickie, I swear more Lake’s than Ricki
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| So bad I use my X-Ray vision to give y’all clits a hickie
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| And plus the weed I puff is from the planet of Cheech and Chong
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| Where the earth is chronic, and How To Roll a Blunt is the theme song
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| Oooh you makin me horny! | 
| Well uhh, let me wipe that wetness for ya Slurped and burped, got that bitch more open than my door do Let’s take a journey up in the stars where I live at Where I fuck Jane, Judy Jetson, and that robot bitch-ah
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| Grab onto the cape and uhh… I said before I took her
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| don’t choke me! | 
| And it’s up up and away I took the hooker
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| And it’s on Verse Two: Redman
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| We landed on my planet, we smoked out like a fuck up Bought a dime from Jabba the Hut and some uncut for the hooker
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| She said, I don’t sniff blow I just smoke weed to get me horny.
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| So I’m nothin like that bitch in your last Soopaman Lovah story.
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| You go girl! | 
| But I didn’t believe her, had to make sure
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| Where you from, the projects? | 
| Yeahhhh, but I’m single.
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| You needed a quickie and I’m just that bitch to break you off, shit
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| my pussy’s so good, it tickle my legs when I walk!
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| Oh really, just show me a couple of ways how you’ll thrill me She lifted up her dress and the whole area got chilly
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| So what you think of that? | 
| I threw that bitch back on my back
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| Shit I live ten miles away, but I made it fo’seconds flat
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| I lived in the same building with Mr. Spock and Captain Kirk
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| Got R2D2 and Mork from Ork puttin in work
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| See I got the block sewn Oooh baby let’s get it on!
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| About time, I opened the door she had her ass and tits showin
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| She rushed me to the room and stripped me out of my attire
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| She tied me to the bedposts then she lit the room on fire
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| She took out a scarf wrapped it around my eyes till I was blind
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| But with my X-Ray vision I saw the icepick from behind
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| So I broke out the ropes, smacked the hoe, then suplexed her
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| She pulled out a Tec and wet my chest with the S1's
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| Oh shit I’m shot! | 
| There was blood all over my finger!
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| I think I left my other bulletproof suit in the cleaner
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| She gave a whistle, they came in crews, word is bond
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| It was a bunch of Martian bitches with bodysuits and Platforms
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| Damn, I gotta think of a plan, whatamIdo?
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| Did Superman have a gun? | 
| Nah, but the Soopaman Lovah do!
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| So I pulled out the fo'-fifth, left the bitches open
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| Had another clip in case some mo’bitches want mo’shit
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| And I saw that trick Bewitched flying on her broomstick
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| Pa-dow! | 
| Shot her down because I leave no witness
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| Job well done I cleaned myself in a hurry
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| Oops! | 
| Gotta catch this blunt session
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| With I Dream of Jeannie and Kieth Murray
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| Aiyyyo-yo-yo Keith aiyyo what’s up?
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| Aiyyo |