| Flashin’lots of cash and spendin’lots-o-loot
|
| he’s sitting at the bar — then he’s sittin’at the booth
|
| across the dance floor he does scoot
|
| he’s the skinny sweaty man in the green suit
|
| The caboose that could he goes toot toot
|
| been known to gag and sometimes puke
|
| a very good friend of granny goose
|
| he’s the skinny sweaty man in the green suit
|
| Skinny sweaty man in the green suit
|
| He’s half man and half cartoon
|
| but good buddy don’t be confused
|
| he’s full blooded looney tune
|
| he’s the skinny sweaty man in the green suit
|
| Face to face with the man in the moon
|
| his family doctor is doctor seuss
|
| if you catch him in your soup please don’t shoot
|
| he’s the skinny sweaty man in the green suit
|
| Skinny sweaty man in the green suit
|
| He was new in town
|
| a free wheelin’clown
|
| a funny young duke
|
| hangin’under the roof
|
| of a place in time
|
| united sound
|
| he’ll play a little guitar sing a few blues
|
| he’s the kind-a-guy that you can’t refuse
|
| despite the fact that he’s no brute
|
| he’s the skinny sweaty man in the green suit
|
| Strike the magic groove make him jerk and move
|
| like an eight legged freak in snake skin boots
|
| coming soon to a theatre near you
|
| he’s the skinny sweaty man in the green suit |