| A long, long, long, long time ago
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| Before the wind before the snow
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| Lived a man, lived a man I know
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| Lived a freak of nature named Sir Psycho
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| Sir Psycho sexy that is me Sometimes I find I need to scream
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| He’s a freak of nature
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| But we love him so He’s a freak of nature
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| But we let him go Deep inside the Garden of Eden
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| Standing there with my heart on bleedin'
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| There’s a devil in my dick and some demons in my semen
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| Good God no that would be treason
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| Believe me Eve she gave me the reason
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| Booty lookin’too good not to be squeezin
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| Creamy beaver hotter than a fever
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| I’m a givin''cause she’s the receiver
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| I won’t and I don’t hang up untill I please her
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| Makin’her feel like an over archiever
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| I take it away for a minute just to tease her
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| Then I give it back a little bit deeper
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| Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he’s the man that I met one time
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| Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he’s the man that left me blind
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| Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he’s the man he’s the man he’s the man
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| Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea yea
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| He’s a freak of nature
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| But we love him so He’s a freak of nature
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| But we let him go I got stopped by a lady cop in my automobile
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| She said get out and spread your legs
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| And then she tried to cop a feel
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| That cop she was all dressed in blue
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| Was she pretty? |
| Boy I’m tellin’you
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| She stuck my butt with her big black stick
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| I said What’s up? |
| now suck my dick
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| Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb
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| She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand
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| On her crotch so very warm
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| I could feel her getting wet through her uniform
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| Proppin’her up on the black and white
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| Unzipped and slipped Ooo that’s tight
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| I swaited her like no swat team can
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| Turned a cherry pie right into jam
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| Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea I’m the man that you met one time
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| Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea I’m the man that leaves you blind
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| Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea I’m the man I’m the man I’m the man
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| Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea yea
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| Hello young woman that I love
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| Pretty punk rock mamma that I’m thinking of Hold me naked if you will
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| In your arms in your legs in your pussy I’d kill
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| To be with you, to kiss with you, I do miss you
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| I love you
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| Lay me down lay me down lay me down lay me down
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| Lay me down lay me down lay me down lay me down
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| Descending waves of graceful pleasure
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| For your love there is no measure
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| Her curves they bend with subtle splendor
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| Now I lay me down to sleep
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| I pray the funk will make me freak
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| If I should die before I waked
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| Allow me Lord to rock out naked
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| Bored by the ordinary time to take a trip
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| Calling up a little girl with a bull whip
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| Lickety split go snap snap
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| Girl gettin’off all in my lap
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| The tallest the sweetest sap
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| Blowin’my ass right of the map
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| Ooow and it’s nice out here
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| I think I’ll stay for a while |