| She left him at the altar
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| Smashed her wedding cake
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| And she stripped off her long white dress
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| Then her sexy lingerie
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| And she kissed Father Joseph savagely
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| On the lips
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| Oh lord have mercy, because
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| My sister’s flipped
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| Couldn’t see it coming
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| How were we to know
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| Mother’s little angel
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| Little devil though
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| She was such a sweet young thing, but
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| Something went wrong
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| Twenty years on a straight line, I guess it
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| Built a live time bomb
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| She left him at the altar
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| Smashed her wedding cake
|
| And she stripped off her long white dress
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| And then her sexy lingerie
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| And she kissed Father Joseph savagely
|
| On the lips
|
| Oh lord have mercy, because
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| My sister’s flipped
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| Old Johnny Two-Shoes
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| His jaw just hit the floor
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| Little Granny Jones, yeah
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| She keeled right over
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| Should’ve seen the best man get a
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| Smile on his face
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| And that sleazy maid of honor, you know, you know it
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| Made her day
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| She left him at the altar
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| Smashed her wedding cake
|
| And she stripped off her long white dress
|
| And then her sexy lingerie
|
| And she kissed Father Joseph savagely
|
| On the lips
|
| Oh lord have mercy, because
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| My sister’s flipped
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| Said lord have mercy, because -- |