| I’m mean and I’m boring and I’m hard to entertain
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| The times I’m s’posed to say are good aren’t good enough for me
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| I’m sick of all the wasted time and money
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| I’m sick of all the jokes that weren’t that funny
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| I’m sick of money that I never spent
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| The money always goes to pay my rent
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| Cause I live in an expensive city
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| I waste my money and I still feel shitty
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| And all the girls out here are oh so pretty
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| They’re so much prettier than m
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| Maybe I should settle down in a littl Midwest town
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| Where nothing is happening and I never leave the house
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| Where I never go out always stay at home
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| Maybe that would be good, maybe that would be fine
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| Ooo-oo-ooo-oo-ooo-oo-ooo
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| I never thought that things would turn out like this
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| I wake up every day and feel so lifeless
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| I know that things will never be the same
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| And to be honest that is such a shame
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| Cause I live in an expensive city
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| I waste my money and I still feel shitty
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| And all the girls out here are oh so pretty
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| They’re so much prettier than me
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| Ooo-oo-ooo-oo-ooo-oo-ooo
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| Maybe I should settle down in a little Midwest town
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| Where nothing is happening and I never leave the house
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| Where I never go out
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| I always stay at home maybe that would be good maybe that would be fine |