| Black Friday, that’s why, they camping out at Walmart | 
| Pepper spraying old ladies just to buy a xbox | 
| Cyber Monday, online | 
| Copped about a dozen ball caps, fitted hats, beanies, and snap backs | 
| 'Tis the season to get wasted | 
| Moms in the kitchen, I sneak in and taste it | 
| Feliz navidad, she makin' tamales | 
| So deck the hall with boughs of holly | 
| Doc Hollywood gigs, they DJin' parties | 
| Mrs Claus in stripper heals, she playin' naughty | 
| My belt buckle made of mistletoe | 
| So give a kiss below and my dick will grow | 
| Ho… Ho… Ho… Ho Ho Ho | 
| Hollywood girls like clubs full of snow | 
| Red nose, from sniffin' all the blow | 
| Call’em Rudolph, get laid on my North Pole | 
| Now sit on Santa’s lap and tell me what you want | 
| Just make it quick while Santa smokin' on this honk | 
| My flow nasty, kinda like fruitcake | 
| Let’s celebrate, I got a dreidel in my suitcase | 
| Happy Hanukkah, word to Harvey Levin | 
| Cause I’m on fire, like menorahs on day seven | 
| And rappers are in danger, call they Suge Knight | 
| Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night | 
| Never been to Big Bear but the only thing I know | 
| Yo! | 
| Don’t eat the yellow snow! | 
| Lakeshore Christmas purp and yellow | 
| Yo! | 
| Don’t eat the yellow snow! | 
| They ski in Hollywood with a nose full of blow | 
| But Yo! | 
| Don’t eat the yellow snow! | 
| Never been to Big Bear and I’ll probably never go | 
| But Yo! | 
| Don’t eat the yellow snow! | 
| At ninety degrees in Cali, ain’t no throwin' snow balls | 
| Catch me at the liquor store buyin 40s like ole dog | 
| Yo dog! | 
| Move to Calabasas? | 
| Fo sho dog! | 
| Only black nigga in town like Cleveland in Quahog | 
| I don’t celebrate Christmas, don’t expect shit | 
| But Moms usually give me something, I damn sure accept it | 
| Mainly the season is trife, spendin' money on shit you can’t afford | 
| Buying things for people you don’t like | 
| Fourth quarter, music industry shut down | 
| Big dogs droppin' albums, livin' it up now | 
| Bitches like the snowman, nose all frosty | 
| Fine as fuck except for the coke bugger that accosted me | 
| Christmas eve, back found myself in Times Square | 
| Randomly ran in to this Filipino dime there | 
| Swear to God this all true | 
| I was just strollin' down Broadway | 
| Tryin to figure out what to do | 
| Walkin towards each other, she looked so familiar | 
| Caught eye contact, walked past then I looked back | 
| We turned around at the same time, We stopped | 
| She said, «I met you in LA last year, by the way I’m | 
| Visitin' my sister, but I ain’t got no plans.» | 
| So we headed to Pete’s tavern and got drunk man | 
| Next thing you know, we uptown at my apartment | 
| On the couch she straddled me, cowgirl, it’s poppin' | 
| Then she started squirtin', man it was somethin' | 
| Forgot to lock the front door, my Harlem chick, Winter, comes in | 
| Catches me mid-stroke with this girl I’m fuckin' | 
| Winter jaw drops but she never says nothin' | 
| Turns around and walks out the front door without a word | 
| For real, I’m not frontin' | 
| And baby never knew cause she was facin' me | 
| And I was facin' the door, best Christmas in the world | 
| Merry Christmas to you (x4) |