| I’m sporting trippled down rain gear.
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| Dumping on flying rain deer
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| And that overweight queer with the red and white sleeping apparrel.
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| Sliding down the chimneys, but staring down this double barrel.
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| I’m putting Santa on alphabet-i-cal med-i-cal.
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| It’s survival of the fittest, as the milineum approaches.
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| By then the only existing life on Earth is real niggaz and roaches.
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| But see,
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| I’m colder than nuclear winters, so concoct the con-tender.
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| I’m make a nigga change agenda.
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| Change gender. |
| Change men ta Feminine. |
| Women in masculine genetalia.
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| Seasons beatings ‘til the next Saturnalia.
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| Ain’t no competing. |
| Defeating all persons in paraphenalia.
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| Compel me to inhale the aroma.
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| I smell. |
| I smell. |
| I smell PUSSY!!!
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| My nigga could use some heart like a fucking organ donor.
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| And conflict? |
| Whenever you plan it, I’m a split it like the equator.
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| My Sanskrit box n’liquid nitrogen strike the mics colder than polar.
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| I’m like Wonder Twins Activate!: pimp in the form of icy boulder.
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| Missed assist sister. |
| Fool, I’ll make your scrotum blister.
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| Fool, if you ready to be the man then I’m a hit ya Like Baul Mixler: the ideal.
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| I’m the rhyming Simon Phoenix with that murder, death, kill.
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| You got me all fucked up. |
| I’m the abominable flow-man.
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| Kiss ya ass goodbye. |
| Your record deal was standing under missle toe.
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| And! |
| I’m Mandingo. |
| My cultural experiences doesn’t include Kris
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| Kringle.
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| Celebrating Satan… No, sorry: Santa.
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| It continues to be a mind boggler
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| When black people be picking shit off the ground
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| and eating it like a toddler.
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| I shoot the gift like Kwanzaa.
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| That holiday is pagan. |
| 626 like Mazda
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| And a billion bucks of fuck
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| That’s bringing up the slack in the gross national product.
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| I guaduct. |
| My mind avalanches expressions
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| And from papas erection and mama’sC-section.
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| Before nore plant contraception conception.
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| The only exception was the emaculate deception.
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| Cause contrary to what my bereaved mother believes,
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| Jesus was concieved by a mitocondria weave.
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| I leave gagreen when I slang these below zero,
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| So niggaz better bring more Heat than Al Pacino and Robert De Niro.
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| Jack Frost nipping at your nose
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| (sample of Nat King Cole)
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| Gollllden State Waaaarrriioooors, come out to pllllaaayyyyyyyy!
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| Ha haaaaa! |
| Yo. |
| Yes, Yes, Yes.
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| This goes out, you know, to the West Coast,
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| All my niggaz on the East Coast,
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| All my niggaz down South, you know what I’m saying. |
| All them phat Dj’s,
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| All the heads, and all them bitch ass niggaz, you know what I’m saying.
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| (DJ Rhethmatic Scratching Nas sample from It Ain’t Hard to Tell)
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| I’ll leave them froze like heroine in ya nose |