| «My craziest birthday memory has to be when.
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| I went out for my homegirl’s birthday
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| Don’t remember ANYTHING about the club, cause we had entirely too much Jack
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| Daniels
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| But all I remember is the next morning I wake up
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| And I have red streaks goin from my neck down to my chest
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| So I’m like 'Yo, what the hell happened?!' |
| So I take a picture
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| And I send it to, like two of my homeboys and my homegirls
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| And I’m like, 'Yo, what the hell happened to me last night?'
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| I was like, 'Yo, did y’all let me get into a fight or something?'
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| So next thing I know, I get a call from my homegirl
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| And she’s just DYIN LAUGHING and she was like
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| 'Yo, you don’t remember what happened last night?»
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| So, next thing I know, in the group chat, like I get these pictures
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| Of where our homegirlfriend was like, tryin to like, kiss all up on my face
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| Like, she was like kiss all up on my neck
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| Like straight tryin to take advantage of me and I’m just lookin so helpless
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| And I was like 'Yo!' |
| I was like 'Y'all gon' let this girl like take advantage
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| of me!
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| Y’all supposed to be my friends!' |
| And they was just laughing so damn hard
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| Next thing I know I get a video of like ol' girl in the club
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| Like tryin to dance all up on me, like tryin to pop her stuff all in my face
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| I was like 'Yo!' |
| I’m like 'That's fucked up!' |
| I was like 'I'm drunk!
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| And y’all just let this girl sit here and try to take advantage of me!'
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| Yo, by far that is the CRAZIEST birthday expereince I’ve ever had!" |