| Yeah, this next skit right here is about my hometown, Oakland, California
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| Home of the Oakland Raiders
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| Home of J. Kidd, Jason Kidd
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| Home of Todd, Too $hort
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| Home of G.P., Gary Payton
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| Home of Shakur, 2Pac, you know
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| But, I tell everybody, man
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| Just ‘cause you from The Town don’t mean you gotta stay in The Town and ride
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| out, let The Town kill you
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| You gotsta move out and do something then come back and help your people
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| You just can’t stay there and sit there and rot
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| Just ‘cause we from Oakland—you gotsta leave this town
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| Give me a light, nigga
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| I ain’t got one, nigga—you see 5-O? |
| Better be careful
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| 5-O—they comin'?
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| Yeah man, be careful, dawg, be careful
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| That ain’t 5-O
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| Who that nigga walkin' up on us, man?
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| That’s that boy Raphael Saadiq, boy
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| Nigga, that’s Ray—he always gonna be Ray to me
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| That boy always gonna be Ray Ray—remember the days of '94?
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| Remember he used to wear them polyester pants and shit?
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| Always got them guitars
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| Nigga took his guitar to the grocery store one day, man
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| Had it on his back—shh shh shh, here he come, here he come, here he come
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| Yo, what up, y’all? |
| What’s up, man? |
| What’s Bobba? |
| What’s up, Lamont?
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| What’s going on, Saadiq?
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| Yo, what’s up, dawg? |
| I’m just over here looking for T. Hatter, man.
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| Y’all seen T. Hat?
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| T. Hatter is in the bushes, man, the trimming
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| Oh, is that right?
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| They started laying niggas down around here, man
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| It’s too hot, it’s too hot, especially when you got folks out here on these
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| streets struggling
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| Yeah, you know’m’sayin', I’m tryna make it too, baby
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| It’s nothin', do something for a playa—all in the video—I mean, can I be in the
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| video? |
| Can I be down?
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| Ha ha ha, y’all crazy as hell. |
| Y’all niggas still crazy
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| Can you get me one of them girls on MTV?
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| MTV? |
| You don’t want one of them white hoes
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| Man, I’m tryna meet Janet—what's the deal, yo?
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| What? |
| Ha ha, I don’t even know Janet, dawg
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| Come on, man, I heard you were on tour with Janet one time back in the day
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| Ha ha, that was old, man, I’m tryna meet some girls around my way
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| Man, well can I meet Prince? |
| You know what I’m sayin', that’s my nig
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| Ay dawg, let me meet J. Lo
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| He a cool nigga, but check it out though, if y’all see T. Hatter, man,
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| tell him I came through and I’ma come back and get with him next week.
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| If y’all see his sister, I’ma come back straight to the spot. |
| I’ma get with
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| y’all, man
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| Man, word, man, keep your head up, dawg… |