Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Putin, artist - Randy Newman. Album song Dark Matter, in the genre Иностранная авторская песня
Date of issue: 03.08.2017
Record label: Nonesuch
Song language: English
Putin |
Putin puttin' his pants on |
One leg at a time |
You mean he's just like a regular fella, huh? |
He ain't nothing like a regular fella |
Putin puttin' his hat on |
Hat size number nine |
You sayin' Putin's gettin' big headed? |
Putin's head's just fine |
He can drive his giant tractor |
Across the Trans-Siberian plain |
He can power a nuclear reactor |
With the left side of his brain |
And when he takes his shirt off |
He drives the ladies crazy |
When he takes his shirt off |
Makes me wanna be a lady |
It's the Putin Girls! |
Putin if you put it |
When you put it |
Where you put it |
Putin if you put it |
Will you put it next to me? |
Putin if you put it |
When you put it |
Where you put it |
Putin if you put it |
Will you put it next to me? |
Now Putin hates the Putin girls |
'Cause he hates vulgarity |
And he loves his mother country |
And he loves his family |
He and his ex-wife Lyudmila |
Are riding along the shore |
Of the beautiful new Russian Black Sea |
Let's listen in |
A great man is speaking |
We fought a war for this? |
I'm almost ashamed |
The Mediterranean |
Now there's a resort worth fighting for |
If only the Greeks or the Turks |
Would start to sniff around |
I'd bring the hammer down |
So quick their woolly heads would spin |
Woolly head, woolly head, woolly head |
Or, wait a minute |
Even better |
What if the Kurds got in the way? |
Hey! |
Kurds and way, curds and whey! |
Sometimes a people is greater than their leader |
Germany, Kentucky, France |
Sometimes a leader towers over his country |
One shot at glory, they don't get a second chance |
I dragged these peasants kicking and screaming |
Into the 21st century |
I thought they'd make it |
I must have been dreaming |
These chicken farmers and file clerks gonna be the death of me |
I can't do it |
Sure, you can |
I can't do it |
Yeah, you can |
What makes you say that girls? |
Tell you why. |
'Cause you're the Putin man |
Who whipped Napoleon? |
We did! |
Who won World War II? |
The Americans! |
That's a good one ladies |
It's our turn to sit in the comfy chair |
And you're the man gonna get us there! |
I don't know, Lenin couldn't do it |
I don't know, Stalin couldn't do it |
They couldn't do it |
Why you think I can? |
You're gonna lead our people to the Promised Land |
You're right, 'cause, Goddamn, I'm the Putin Man |