| I love women
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| Have all my life
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| I love my dear mother
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| And I love my wife — God bless her
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| I even love my teenage daughter
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| There’s no accounting for it
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| Apparently I don’t care how I’m treated
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| My love is unconditional or something
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| I’ve been hurt a time or two
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| I ain’t gonna lie
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| I have my doubts sometimes
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| About the ethics of the so-called fairer sex
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| Fair about what?
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| But I find time goes by
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| And one forgives as one forgets
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| And one does forget
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| God bless the potholes
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| Down on memory lane
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| God bless the potholes
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| Down on memory lane
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| Everything that happens to me now
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| Is consigned to oblivion by my brain
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| I remember my father
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| My brother of course
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| I remember my mother
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| I spoke of her earlier and I remember that
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| I remember the smell of cut grass
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| And going off to play ball in the morning
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| Funny story about that
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| Now I used to pitch
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| I could get the ball over the plate
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| But anyway, this one time
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| I must of thrown a football around or something
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| The day before
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| I walked about fourteen kids in a row
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| Cried
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| Walked off the mound
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| Handed the ball to the third baseman
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| And just left the field
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| Anyway, many years later
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| I brought the woman who was to become my
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| Second wife — God bless her
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| To meet my father for the first time
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| They exchanged pleasantries
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| I left the room for a moment
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| It was the first time he had met her you understand
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| When I came back
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| He was telling her the story
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| Right off the bat
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| About how I had walked fourteen kids
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| Cried and left the mound
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| Next time he met her told her the same
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| Goddamn story!
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| God bless the potholes
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| Down on memory lane
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| God bless the potholes
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| Down on memory lane
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| I hope some real big ones open up
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| And take some of the memories that do remain |