| ANGELS:
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| Oh, Lord
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| Oh, Lord
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| LORD:
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| Sorry ladies, to make you wait
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| There’s a couple of Buddhists at the Pearly Gate
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| Asked for permission to come on board
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| ANGELS:
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| What’d you do Lord?
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| LORD:
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| I had to have 'em put out with the trash
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| Sing it!
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| ANGELS:
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| Oh Lord, how great our Lord
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| Oh Lord, how great our Lord
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| LORD:
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| Ladies, ladies
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| Why does the earth, glide by below
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| Like a great big rubber ball?
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| ANGEL:
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| It is like a rubber ball!
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| Why does the bird, fly through the sky
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| Why does the apple fall?
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| LORD:
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| Folks up here, ask me why
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| Things go badly down below
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| I tell them when they ask me why
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| I really do not know
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| ANGEL:
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| But you do know, don’t you Lord?
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| LORD:
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| 'Course I do! |
| Sing it!
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| ANGELS:
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| Oh Lord, how great our Lord
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| Oh Lord, how great our Lord
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| LORD:
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| Folks up here, ask me why
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| Things go badly down below
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| I like to tell them when they ask me why
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| I really do not know
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| ANGEL:
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| But you do know, don’t you Lord?
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| LORD:
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| 'Course I do! |
| Sing it!
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| ANGELS:
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| Oh Lord, how great our Lord
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| Oh Lord, how great our Lord
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| Oh Lord, how great our Lord
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| Oh Lord, how great our Lord
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| Oh Lord, how great our Lord |