Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Rhinoceros, artist - Ramatam. Date of issue: 31.12.1972
Song language: English
Rhinoceros |
| The skin of a rhinoceros |
| Is a half inch in thickness |
| Bullets just bounce off now |
| So you’d better leave it alone |
| He don’t take any lip |
| The flesh of a rhinoceros |
| Makes a tasty rhinoceroast |
| So you’d better, oh you’d better |
| Order it with salad |
| The horns of a triceratops |
| Are useless in stopping traffic jams |
| So you’d better, oh you’d better |
| Leave them in the showroom |
| They don’t have any chrome |
| The edge of the chronos |
| Inclastic infundibulum |
| Is a bummer so you’d better |
| Stay in your own time zone |
| The tongue of a komodo dragon |
| Is useful in catching butterflies |
| So you’d better, oh you’d better |
| Stay in your cocoon |