| Good morning, High School
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| This is your principal speaking
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| Thought for the day is:
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| 'Think and study'
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| Ah — Raheem — try to make it to class in time
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| At age 5 in kindergarten I was fuckin em up Knockin niggas to they ass who wanted to press they luck
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| Got suspended every semester, so to fuck with a class
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| Used to cut and play hookey and pay my teachers the pass
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| They couldn’t stand me, I come, they go the opposite way
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| Used to work on gettin pussy while they work on the A I get expelled, now the send me to a whole new school
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| 'bout a month or two I’m quiet, then I’m cuttin a fool
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| I’m in 8th grade, growin and my game’s correct
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| Got a bunch of bitches’number but I ain’t fucked yet
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| And there’s a rumor goin round about this bitch named Pam
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| Said she had once sucked dick and fucked a full-grown man
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| Had to have that, that’s why I found the bitch home room
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| Left a note beside the dresser, I be in this here soon
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| She read the note like she was with it, I was proud of myself
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| Till she said (You couldn’t handle it, my man’s in the 12th)
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| But what is this, bitch, you tryin to say my dick ain’t long?
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| I make your pussy whistle Dixie if you let me come on Straight to the locker room, stroked and tried to break that back
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| Yo, I came in 'bout 25 seconds flat
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| But what the hell, I was a virgin and the pussy was great
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| Kissed the freak and strolled back and got to class kinda late
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| Told my teacher I was sorry, but she know that I ain’t
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| My mother ain’t the Virgin Mary, so I wasn’t a saint
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| In my school days
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| Ms. Johnson tells me she caught four students in the bathroom smokin marihuana
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| Needless to say Raheem’s name was mentioned amongst them
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| Raheem, report to my office now!
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| Shootin dice and drinkin liquor wasn’t shit to me We had three consequtive lunches and I took all three
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| Some nigga stressin that I owe him, I ain’t payin you, bee
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| You better roll another point and shut the fuck up, gee
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| Ah shit, it’s gettin started, there’s a fight in the john
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| Another bully tryin to come against Raheem
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| Here comes security, guess who got suspended, my man
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| I told the principle he’s dumb to think that I give a damn
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| He’s a smoker, so I gave him one to cut down time
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| Promised two and that pursuaded him to change his mind
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| I got it goin now, everything I do is cool
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| I just won’t be interrupt but I don’t skip school
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| My 7th period’s a bitch, my teacher loves to snitch
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| All my buddies shine bright because they’re makin me rich
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| We come to school and have on jumpers, brand new jewelry and all
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| Everyday we wanna play, we write some shit on the wall
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| The auditorium, 'nother one of 'heem's hang outs
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| If you ever been to, you know what it’s 'bout
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| Smokin weed, meetin bitches, tryin to get in that ass
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| Before a teacher comes and tell you (Just report to class!)
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| But fuck that, that’s what I tell him, I ain’t goin to class
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| You ain’t my mom, besides, bitch, I got a damn hall pass
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| Get off my dick, man, you crazy, you the one need a shrink
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| It just tickles me to death everytime I think
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| About school days
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| Now students
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| There comes a time in our lives
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| Where we have to think about our future
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| Education is an important factor in our future
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| That’s why we must bring all our books home, do all our homework
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| And bring our teacher an apple every day
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| Now some people, there’s just not too much hope for
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| Raheem — I’m sorry to say, but your future looks very grim, my friend
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| My graduation all I heard was, How the fuck he done passed?
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| Therefore I made a little speech for the senior class
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| Looked at them and said What’s up, they said, What’s up, I said nothin
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| My teacher starin at me stupid like I’m crazy or somethin
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| Heary, heary, I’m the V-i-g
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| The baddest juvenile delinquent, H.I.S.D.
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| School’s out at 3:30, never stayed past 3
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| But still I graduated pretty, all A’s, one B In my school days |