| One, two
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| A one two kazoo
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| If I were a gorilla
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| La la la la la
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| I’d eat me a banana
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| Na na na na na
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| I’d live in a treehouse
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| And swing on a vine
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| But one thing is sure:
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| I would love ya
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| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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| And if I were a tuba
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| Ba ba ba ba ba
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| All I’d do is oompah
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| Pah pah pah pah pah
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| I would take a big breath
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| And I would march in a band
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| But one thing is sure:
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| I would love ya
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| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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| 'Cause it don’t matter to me
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| Whatever you happen to be
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| An eagle
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| An onion
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| A pig or a grape
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| As long as you’re you
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| I’ll still love ya
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| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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| And if I were a space ship
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| Ip ip ip ip ip
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| I would take a long trip
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| Rip rip rip rip rip
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| I would circle the planets
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| And head for the stars
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| And then I’d come home
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| 'Cause I love ya
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| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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| And if I were a daisy
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| Sy sy sy sy sy
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| Would you still be my baby?
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| By by by by by
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| I would pull all my petals out
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| One at a time
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| And always come up with
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| «I love ya»
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| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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| 'Cause it don’t matter to me
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| Whatever you happen to be
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| A beagle
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| A grunion
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| A fig or an ape
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| As long as you’re you
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| I’ll still love ya
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| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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| Ba-bum-bump |